Ancient Mesopotamia, Tuesday Afternoon – “I don’t know what a ‘law’ is, but I am just going to do whatever the fuck I want.” This seems to be the general […]» Read more
Reported by Harry P. Grundel Until recently, historians and anthropologists agreed that there were 282 laws in Hammurabi’s Code of Laws. However, recently, anthropologists have uncovered 3 previously unknown Babylonian […]» Read more
Satirical History by Donkey P. Lowebrow.
Queen Nefertiti, also known as…
Betsy Johnson was bringing a glass of wine to table 36 when Sissy Boombottom, local leather weaver, began complaining about his Arabian Sand Gazelle burger.» Read more
Kish, Babylonia, Monday – Everyone is gathering excitedly at the Tigris river as Neith, sister of Nephew, is set to be thrown into the water.» Read more
Here is the “True” Story of The Black Hand and Franz Ferdinand’s Assassination.» Read more